that ain't the way i heerd it

a present has arrived in honor of thy jubilee
thy retina is detaching
that is final
thou art a stupid furball

thou canst taste a word
would it kill thee to say something
we run a pretty tight ship here
thou wilt be our slave and thou wilt fetch us our slippers

when i was a swan
i bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down
i've sold out of my oranges
i will have to refer this matter to our legal department

burn not thy house to rid it of the mouse
i'm carrying quite a load here
it was just a slip of the tongue
thou art a transistorized tormentor