hieronimo's mad, bad and dangerous to know

i'm gonna save you.
then we will sing all the cowboy songs.
settle down sir, the doctor says.
you're just going to have to be a little patient.
he don't make monkeys, he just train 'em.
yet you still keep to this obstinate silence
will you send a dinghy, please?
you're barking up the wrong fish.
he has the ability to nullify all radar beams.
generated by a giant flying saucer.
he cut your head off and put it in his tv set
because he wanted to change into a dope.
it is something or is he an imbecile.
what do you tell a man with two black eyes?
nothing, he's already been told twice.
in waking life you have never even been to kentucky.
so go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia.
and i'll bet my badge that we haven't seen the last of those weirdies.

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